Let's ahve a political discusion

[gae]

'Tis rather obvious that some of us simply disagree, but here's the aasignment:

"If I were in charge of the world.,.."

Go for it.

I'd start, but that's rather rude.

Greg first!!!

[cincygreg]

Wait a minute, you mean I'm not allready in charge of the world ?!?!?! [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

WHAT GIVES?!?!?! [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]

Ok, well for one I'd enforce the dollar hot dog rule at all sporting events. LOL!

But seriously, I'd make super bowl sunday national holiday as well as Derby Day.

I'd enforce my "through the wood chipper" justice policy.

I'd make everyone happy and just make marriage illegal alltogether (ok, maybe not) [img]eek.gif[/img]

Oh yeah,
World peace, end hunger, yada yada yada

Let me think about this one for a while. But stop me if I spend too much time 'cuz my head will explode [img]wink.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a"><font size="1">[ September 25, 2006 11:55 PM: Message edited by: cincygreg ]</font></font>

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 26, 2006 08:04 AM: Message edited by: The Big Sexy ]</font>

[Sean Pa]

Abolish, Politics, religion, countries, greed and weapons and live in a, star trek type utopia eradicating, disease, poverty and starvation for all.
Of course syphoning of billions to my off shore account, getting blown daily by my PA, and crushing any mofucker who gets in my way.

shit 4 lines and powers gone to my head already [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[gae]

Wow, you two really are power hungry, aren't you?

I noticed no mention of changing the signs on express lanes at grocery stores to "XX items or FEWER" or life without parole for people who try to modify superlatives. MOST unique, indeed.

[LanDroid]

If I were in charge of the world I'd abdicate the throne and pass the mantle of sovereignty to GL the Emperor. Then I could retire to my own pacific island and chillax, knowing everything else was firmly controlled by his titanium fist.

[Gunslinger]

1) The right to carry and legally own a firearm would not be infringed upon.

2) Criminals would not have it as easy as they do now. One appeal for death sentence cases. Public executions. Corporal punishment would be borugh back and it would be televised. Male sex offenders will be castrated in public and female sex offenders will have something not nice done to them. No cable tv or workout facilities in jails. Tougher sentences. No laying around doing nothing. Mandatory drug rehab and mandatory job training - you don't get out until you are sober and have a skill that you can use to be a productive member of society. Repeat offenders would receive harsher penalties.

3) No retarded lawsuits. For example, you would not be allowed to sue a company about a product you bought and used knowing that it may cause harm to you. Espicially after the company has put a warning label on it. No more suing b/c you were dumb enough to spill coffee on yourself while driving or suing the fast food industry b/c you ate McDonalds, Burger King and Wendys 10 times a week and you're fat now.

4) I would get rid of the ban on public smoking. You don't like the smoke, go somewhere else. (and this is coming from a non-smoker)

5) I would mandate at least two years of public service between high school and college. Either in the military or some other type of gov't affiliated organization. In return, my gov't would help pay for college.

6) The media would no longer have a liberal or conservative bias when reporting the news. They would be completely neutral. They are to report the news, not their opinions.

7) People would no longer have a "duty to retreat" when they are in danger or fear for their life or the life of a family member. If someone would brek into your home or rob you on the street, you would have every right to eliminate the threat.

I could go on, but once I take over I want there to be some surprises for everyone. [img]wink.gif[/img]